Life’s been weird… This has been the worst Zombie Apocalypse. Ever…like EVER. I know the entire world being infected by the Zombie Virus isn’t supposed to be a picnic but come on already. My friend’s husband hasn’t gotten out of his bathrobe since this whole thing started thanks to the #workfromhome movement which sends herContinue reading “Fuck Gratitude”
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Is That a Kid in Your Pocket or Are You Just Trying to Trick Me?
There’s a pair of sweatpants on the floor in the hallway outside the bathroom. My kitchen island is populated by keys, an almost empty jar of pumpkin seeds, earbuds, a pen that’s out of ink (mental note to place in the junk drawer for requisite amount of time prior to garbage), a vitamin container, sticky notes, my wallet and a coffee mug containing the external battery pack charger thingy for my phone. And an onion.
Puzzles, Potato Chips, Woodland Creatures and the Zombie-Apocalypse Food Shelter (Part 1 & 2)
Wow. That title’s a mouthful. This post is now a re-edit of a partial post I started yesterday. Part One: Yesterday: 12:20pm… It’s cold. I’m unmotivated. I’m on my last cup of coffee. I should go for a run. There’s half a bottle of white wine with my name on it in the fridge andContinue reading “Puzzles, Potato Chips, Woodland Creatures and the Zombie-Apocalypse Food Shelter (Part 1 & 2)”
Wine for Breakfast
Well that got your attention. It’s like if I was writing a memoir about my musings as a massage therapist and titled the last chapter ‘Happy Endings’ (I’m totally doing that one day by the way…) everyone who picked it up would thumb right to the end of the book. Anyway… I opened the fridgeContinue reading “Wine for Breakfast”
My Happy Life 