Is That a Kid in Your Pocket or Are You Just Trying to Trick Me?

There’s a pair of sweatpants on the floor in the hallway outside the bathroom. My kitchen island is populated by keys, an almost empty jar of pumpkin seeds, earbuds, a pen that’s out of ink (mental note to place in the junk drawer for requisite amount of time prior to garbage), a vitamin container, sticky notes, my wallet and a coffee mug containing the external battery pack charger thingy for my phone. And an onion.

Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?

Home Workouts, My Junk (Food) Drawer and Other Deep Thoughts Those of us old enough to remember the days of the 20 Minute Workout are well practiced at home exercise. We would don our leotards and leg warmers, lace up our Reeboks, let our hair down and eagerly await for Bess, Arlaine, Holly, Nicole andContinue reading “Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?”

Wine for Breakfast

Well that got your attention. It’s like if I was writing a memoir about my musings as a massage therapist and titled the last chapter ‘Happy Endings’ (I’m totally doing that one day by the way…) everyone who picked it up would thumb right to the end of the book. Anyway… I opened the fridgeContinue reading “Wine for Breakfast”